Bmw 318ci 2000 (needs work) in Inverness, Highland for sale

Bmw 318 coupe 118bhp Car has been sitting on my drive for the last 5 years, hasn't had a valid mot since 2010/11. It will need work to get through next mot. I am going to list everything I know about the car good and bad. Car starts and drives Front tyres are new - rears are basically new 18 inch rims Ac schnitzel front splitter Rear privacy glass Aftermarket head unit iPod input New rear standard springs - front has lowered springs Stainless exhaust resonator (sounds ok) Service history up to 70k V5 present Private plate included Heated wing mirrors Four electric windows Rear privacy glass Torch in glovebox Bad stuff Speedo doesn't work Abs light on Traction control light on Airbag light on Rear parking sensors don't work Handbrake needs adjusted Brake discs have seen better days Wipers are sluggish Loud clunk from rear when you change gear ( suspected rear subframe bushes) Steering has a bit of play Battery flat Arches are all suffering from corrosion Certain areas of the car have rust ( nothing structural) Rear bumper is in bad condition Throttle body faulty (carbon build up) £750